Reg Bollocks appointed editor of ‘the Szczecinian’
On Friday, 22 February, the new proprietor of the Szczecinian, Lord Konrad Gryf, announced his intention to improve journalistic standards at the paper by appointing Reginald Bollocks to edit the Szczecinian.
Reg Bollocks
I can offer the people of Szczecin and Poland the highest possible standards of quality and integrity to be found within the tit ‘n’ bum industry.
Reg, 48, is best known for his work in the News of the World, where he worked in the Sports Section as footballer WAG (wives and girlfriends) correspondent. Following the demise of the News of the World, and subsequent short period of imprisonment leave, Reg moved to Szczecin with his girlfriend, former Sun page 3 girl, Mariola Figura, 24.
Mariola Figura
Commenting on his appointment of Reginald Bollocks to the position of editor of the Szczecinian, Lord Gryf stated: I have complete confidence in Reg to run ‘the Szczecinian’ according to the highest moral standards and finest traditions of British tabloid journalism.
Reg himself had this to say about his own appointment: I feel truly proud and humbled to be appointed editor of such a great newspaper as the Szczecinian. I can honestly say that I love Poles, and the young women of Poland in particular. As a vastly experienced tabloid journalist, I offer the people of Szczecin the highest possible standards of quality and integrity to be found within the tit ‘n’ bum industry.
English editor, A native of the Isle of Wight, Warren has been running the language teaching company, Go! Languages, with his wife Małgorzata, since 1997. A fan of England, Portsmouth F.C. and Pogoń Szczecin, Warren will be contribing articles on football for the Szczecinian.
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